More Things to Ponder
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table the more of you body is required on it.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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3 Responses to “More Things to Ponder”
By askcherlock on May 10, 2010 | Reply
All great and often witty things to ponder. I need to print this and hang it in my office!
By Diane on May 11, 2010 | Reply
I’m glad you enjoyed….Thanks for visiting!
By Usha Sliva on May 16, 2010 | Reply
Love them!