Senior Citizen’s Corvette
A senior citizen bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
“This is great,” he thought as he roared down the turnpike.
He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
“I can get away from him with no problem” thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing.” He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. “Sir,” he said, looking at his watch. “My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never herd before, I’ll let you go.”
The man looked at the trooper and said, “Years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.”
Have a good day, Sir,” said the trooper.
2 Responses to “Senior Citizen’s Corvette”
By Intrepid on Feb 25, 2010 | Reply
That’s so funny… I’m still laughing. Thanks for the giggle.
By Diane on Feb 26, 2010 | Reply
I’m so glad you enjoyed it. Everyone could use a good laugh! Thanks for commenting. Have fun!